- less.
There was ****in' in the parlour, An' ****in' on the stones, Ye
couldnae hear the music, For the wheezin' and the groans. And when the ball was...
- neck; I
ettled tae
lowse it, aince, twice, but it aye
slippit – ma
hauns couldnae grup, ma mind
skailt frae the ****en fecht, ma
mooth st****it: no tae scraich...
-
notorious womaniser. In his words, "One day, I was a
Raith Rovers player who
couldnae pull the
birds at the
Cowdenbeath Palais. The next day I was in Glasgow...
-
things he
laughs at are
usually not funny. For example, when
Josie says: "I
couldnae get a hud o' that
Chinese waiter, ye know, the one wi' the
funny walk."...
